82 Reasons to Quit your Job NOW

Tired of putting a smile on for work? Here are 82 reasons to quit.

• You’re working.
• You spend no time with your family.
• You hate your boss.
• Your co-worker is tempting you sexually and your married.
• You’re not happy.
• You hate your job.
• You’re a senior citizen and you still have a full list of dreams.
• You CAN do better.
• You’re not a morning person.
• You’re not a night person.
• The stress is killing you.
• You work 8 hours and only get 30 minutes for lunch.
• Your company is going downhill.
• Your values are opposite to the values of your company.
• You don’t get paid enough.
• No recognition for all your hard work.
• You’re bored.
• Your benefits are as good as the benefits you get with sleeping with a 82 year old.
• Your job is being outsourced.
• The commute.
• You’re not learning anything.
• Your creativity cannot flourish.
• You want to work on your own terms.
• Its not your passion.
• You have a better opportunity (Traveling).
• Because their are better alternatives to sending your children to college.
• You’re going through life changing experiences.
• Your reputation is bad.
• You’re being ignored.
• They want you to relocate (to the country where your neighbor is an hour down the road).
• You share the office with a grouch.
• Simplifying your life and traveling is cheaper.
• You want your kids to live a independent life and be happy.
• You’ll have time to play golf.
• You owe it to yourself to be freaking awesome.
• Your child is only born once.
• Your cubical buddy is an idiot.
• You can appreciate the unpredictability factor.
• You can learn to tango in Argentina.
• If you don’t do it you’ll die with unfulfilled dreams.
• If you blog about location independence you’ll put your money where your mouth is.
• You’ll make new friends.
• You’ll find your purpose.
• You ask yourself, “what am i being paid for?”.
• You don’t need the money.
• Your company charges $500 an hour and you get $15.
• You won’t be losing your job you’ll be gaining one.
• The most fun you have is “shooting” the bubbles in the urinal.
• You’ve rain out of excuses to call in sick.
• You work around 360 days a year and get 7 days off.
• You hate your job.
• You’re getting fat.
• Only farmers get up that early.
• You can throw your suits goodbye or preferably, burn them.
• The only creative thing your doing is spelling your name.
• Your boss ask why your toilet breaks are so long.
• Your computer was made in 1916.
• You are using PCs instead of Macs.
• You work from 9am to 5pm and you eat at 8am and 6pm.
• Because for freelancers casual Fridays means working in your underwear.
• You’ll get to experience festivals from around the world.
• You’ll get to eat the ham in Spain.
• You will find a beautiful Italian to marry, or…
• Sincerely telling people “I love what i do”.
• Oh but you want a stable job? Well your boss can cut you off anytime he wants.
• Meetings are pointless. POINTLESS!
• You can tell your children and they can tell their children about their freaking awesome predecessor.
• The look on your bosses face when you tell him “You quit”.
• The look on your face saying “I quit”.
• Their are no advancements.
• 196 Countries in the world (Could have been 196 more reasons but thats the slacker way out)
• The content blocker on your computer.
• You’re older then your boss.
• You’re tired of sleeping in your office.
• Your co-worker has bad breath.
• You’ll learn so much more from different cultures then at your job.
• You’ll be free to let your mind think about the more important things.
• Life is not work.
• Personal Development.
• The cost of living.
• The people you’ll meet.
• I have wrote 81 reasons to quit your job

Ok so pick one of these and quit your job, tomorrow.

By Kenneth Ashley